shittyideasguy:

1. Kellogs Skin Flakes

2. Honey-nut Ramadan©

3. Feed Corn + Wasps™

4. General Mills Television Cracklin’ Bits

5. Honey-bunches of Styrofoam/Blood™

6. Dale Earnheart Tire and Grave Cereals✓

7. eMail Mixxy Stirrers® with Go-gurt frosters $$$$

8. bowwls of AIR™

9. ExpensiveEEyep☎callme

10. Internoil Ruvenue Tax Oatmeal eatign©

I have literally laughed for 60 seconds straight. Think about how much laughing that is in the real world. It’s a lot.

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